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Deathwank
01:41
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Deathwank
Voices in my head
Telling me to have one last wank
Before i’m fucking dead
Deathwank
One last load to blow
One cumshot to end it all
Before I fucking go
Falling straight out of the sky,
Diving towards the earth below
Screaming all around and only
One more chance to blow my load
My steel coffins accelerating
As I try to masturbate
And as light turns to dark
I shoot my wad and seal my fate
I’m having my final deathwank!
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2. |
Thrash Solo
02:06
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Everyone’s a fucking cunt so i’m gonna stay inside
Cause theres just sweet fuck all to do with my fucking night
Im just gonna hang out and thrash right in my lounge
Drinking all my beers cause theres no one to fucking scrounge
Circle pits and broken quarts, DRI and smashed TV
Getting gnarly by myself is the life for me
Everything is fucking rad but then I realise
Im on my last beer and it’ll be someones demise
I was gonna stay inside
And just fuck up my house tonight
But now ive run out of beer
And so someone has to die
The first dozen went down alright
THRASH SOLO
But now im out and there’s gonna be a fight (tonight)
THRASH SOLO
Im a man on a mission and that is to make you pay
I’m out of beer, you’re out of luck for everyone its judgement day
Punching metros in the face cause they wont give me some change
So im gonna have to take your wallet just to get my way
Do you wanna bite the curb or do you give it here?
Insanity has taken hold of me fuelled by my love of beer
The madness it wont end until ive achieved my goal
Another crate here in my arms or lifeless six feet down a hole
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3. |
Birdstorm
02:27
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Swarm of destruction
Killing all that cross their path
Absolute devastation
Winged beasts unleash their wrath
Flying ball of fury
Avian insanity
How can we stop the storm
Before they destroy humanity?
Beware the flying horde BIRD STORM
Feathered demon spawn BIRD STORM
Ten million blood stained claws
Flying across the land
Stripping the flesh from innocents
We must make our final stand
Nuclear firestorm
To kill the swarm that rules the sky
To save us from annihilation
The bird storm must die
Bird storm’s gonna rip shit up
Bird storm’s gonna fuck you up
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4. |
Space Saver
00:42
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Get the fuck out the pit
I fucking hate that ninja shit
Take your ballet some where else
You can all go fuck yourselves
Pile on in, it’s more fun
When there’s room for everyone
There’s no need to move on back
We’re gonna bring the mosh attack
I'm a Space saver
I’m Drunk as fuck, it fucking rules
I don’t care about your moves
Cause I am unco as fuck
But at least I’m not a cunt
You might want room to dance
But you won’t get a chance
Cause ill get right in your face
I just want to save some space
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5. |
Cat Attack
02:37
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Unholy army of the night
Crouching in the darkness
Waiting for the time to strike
All attack at my call
Leaping forth from place unseen
Flying fur and slashing claws
A multitude of furry fiends
Carrying out my evil deeds
Striking fear in every man
As they follow my command
Committing on my enemies
Felonious atrocities
CAT ATTACK
A thousand eyes are fixed on you
Ignorant, oblivious
Completely without a clue
Until the moment I decide
To call my minions forth
Cause it is your time to die
Scratch out your eyes
Rip out your guts
Tear off your face
And spill your blood
No one is spared
From my wrath
As I unleash
The cat attack
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6. |
Skullfucked By God
01:59
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They told me god
Was a loving god
But now I know that aint true
Deep down inside
Cause what he did to us
It wasn’t love at all
Drunk off power and ready to go
God doesn’t understand the meaning of "no"
What the hell has he given me
Except a false sense of morality
Face the facts we've all been skull fucked by god
What the hell has he given me
Except a false sense of reality
Face the facts we've all been skull fucked by god
You can’t wash away
The shame that you feel
From the pain
That he put us all through
We're all stars
In his twisted show
Violated and penetrated
Victims of religious rape
Ignoring the tears running
DOWN OUR CHEEKS
Laughing at his own
HEAVENLY DECEIT
Are you ready to be
SKULL FUCKED BY GOD
Forcing us down
ONTO OUR KNEES
and undoes his robe to
UNLEASH THE BEAST
Are you ready to be
SKULL FUCKED BY GOD
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7. |
Weekend Rockstar
02:08
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You told some broads you were in a band
But still you wound up with your hand
And you're in same position today
Took a great name and made it shit
Fuck all of you cunts that were in on it
All you cunts are really fucking gay
Idea formed in the brains of hippies
So you know its gonna be shitty
And you never proved me fucking wrong
All you cunts are fucking screwed
Preest fucking suck thats the truth
Cause you couldnt even write one fucking song
PREEST SUCK
Why dont you write some fucking songs
FUCK PREEST
The jokes gone on way too long
PREEST SUCK, FUCK PREEST
You said youd play the shortlived show
But the truth is we all know
that preest 'ill never amount to anything
A shit attempt at scoring pussy
From a fucking shitty posse
and you've got the calouses to prove it
What the fuck were you thinking?
How much were you fucking drinking
When you came up with your stupid plan?
Obvious you were doomed to fail
No birds gonna believe your tale
And now the only jokes on you HA!
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8. |
Hell Yeah
00:53
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9. |
Dinosaur Holocaust
00:58
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A hole ripped straight through time
Beasts march forth, here to slaughter all mankind
There’s no place to hide
Torn limb from limb while you’re still alive
ALL HOPE FOR SURVIVALS LOST
HUMANITY MUST PAY THE COST
DINOSAUR HOLOCAUST
Swallowed whole by tyranosaur
Or disemboweled by raptors stalking the streets
Sauropods kill the last bastion of humanity
Crushed underneath a thousand stampeding feet
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10. |
Slash and Thrash
01:37
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I can feel the building insanity
Ready to explode…inside of me
And you might...all be my friends
But this might be where the friendship ends
I can't help but feel this is the last time
I will see any of you alive
The cold steel is calling to me
and I can't let it be
Take the blade and run you through
My mass murder debut
I can’t contain this murderous rage
Fueling my bloody rampage
It's a stabbing frenzy
Bloody entrails scatter the halls
But my lust for death it cant be quenched
My eyes light up at the sight of fresh meat
Oh what a fucking treat
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Bombs Are falling to the ground
Ash is filling up the Sky
The sun is dead the ground is cold.
But There's always a bright side
So go grab your hazard suit and sled
And let’s go play out in the snow
It’s my favourite time of year
It’s A nuclear waste land
Barren icy cold and bleak
But all year long we can go and
Ski Down the icy slopes
It’s so hard to make snowmen
When you're wearing lead lined gloves
It’s my favourite time of year
The nuclear winter is here
The world is my ski resort
In a winter wonderland
Ice skating rinks in every port
In a winter wonderland
It’s an icy paradise
In a winter wonderland
A nuclear winter wonderland
Snow angels might be fun
But they just don’t look right
When you’re in a hazard suit
And I Just don’t really know
If writing your name in the snow
Is worth the risk that you’ll get radiation sickness
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12. |
Mutant Gangbang
00:36
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Two headed whore
One deep throating dicks
The other moaning while tentacles are feeling up her tits
And her six arms are all busy giving handjobs
Two the six cocked freak who’s about to fucking pop
She’s a huge hairy bitch
But the freaks keep coming back for more
And she can take 'em all
Two in her ass and three in each cunt
Pulling out for the toxic green money shot
MUTANT GANGBANG
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13. |
Walking Ghost
04:06
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Mushroom cloud in the distance, radiation level exceded
My fate is sealed in neutron bursts even though I cannot feel it
My clock is ticking ever nearer to destiny and I know what to do
For now I am a soldier with a gun in his hand and nothing to lose
I am the soldier my enemys dread
I am a walking ghost, I am the living dead
The slaughter of my enemies comes easily, insanity in my eyes and blood on my hands
The body count increases with my madness as I travel across these bad lands
And when the bullets run out and all im left with is my combat blade
I let their blood run out over me, as I laugh manically and stand upon my pile of decay
Roaming the battlefield, stalking the night
Counting corpses as I count the hours til I die
Radiation poisoning, blood pouring from my eyes
Peeling skin, exposing flesh and insides liquefied
I am the walking ghost, I am the living dead
I will kill you
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14. |
When Animals Attack
02:43
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Walking calmly down the street WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
To them you’re just a piece of meat WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
Slashing claws and biting fangs WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
Showing up weakness of man WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
Paranoid?
Or just prepared?
You’ll thank me
When they’re all dead
Go out on a killing spree WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
Get them before they get me WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
Shoot them in the fucking head WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
Cause I’m not gonna wind up dead WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
WE ATTACK BACK
Animals had to die
So I can sleep at night
I might be paranoid
But that don't mean I'm not right
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
WE ATTACK BACK
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Hatewanx Christchurch, New Zealand
Born out of a boozy night where Shane (guitar) and Aidan (vocals) sat talking about how they should start a fucking mean crossover band, the two quickly recruited Ben on bass and Timoney on drums to start thrashing out the songs that would eventually become the Yeti Smasher split tape. Two years later they ended, leaving nothing behind but an album and a handful of chorus fuelled boozy memories. ... more
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